03 Nov 2007
 | Desperate Thinking: If Let's get something straight before anything starts here... I am happy with where I am at right now. But every now and then there's a particular situation I am put in where I feel helpless. It makes me wonder what my life would be like today if I hadn't gone the road I've been on. Let's pretend for a moment, shall we? IF I HAD BEEN RAISED BY MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER... I'd probably be a criminal right now. Reason being is that if I looked at my mom the same way I see my father today, I wouldn't be emotional enough to give a fuck about anyone. If you don't know your mom loves you, that'll probably make you go nuts. No offense to you know who, but we just don't bond like that. IF I HAD KILLED MYSELF WHEN I WANTED TO... I'd just be another picture on my great grandmother's wall, now wouldn't I? IF I HAD PLAYED FOOTBALL IN HIGH SCHOOL... LOL, I'd be a fucking douchebag right about now! Either that or going for my Bachelors in something stupid. IF LYDIA HADN'T BURNED MY SATANISM BOOK IN 9TH GRADE... You know what? I got nothing for this one. Maybe I'd still be sleeping on my back like a vampire. IF I HAD NEVER DRANK SO MUCH VODKA DURING COLLEGE... I may be able to do some kick ass 3D work today. Thank God for Jonathan Hudon. IF I HAD SAID NO ABOUT MOVING TO TENNESSEE... This is once again a tough one. I probably would've kicked Matthew Furdge's ass by now, not to mention I would be struggling with a degree from a Junior College in Jackson, MS, having no clue how beautiful life can be sometimes. IF MY FIRST STEPFATHER HAD RAISED ME... I told my little brother this once, if I had stayed with his father I damn sure wouldn't have left home without a driver's license. He was probably the only person with balls enough to say "I'm going to show you to drive" and actually put me in the driver side of the car for more than 30 seconds. Not to mention I'd probably be hungrier for money than I am now. IF I HAD KISSED MY FIRST LOVE... It probably would've lead to rape. Either that or marriage. Next... IF I HAD JOINED THE NAVY... I'd be in helluva lot better shape than I am now. Damn you, HALLOWEEN!! IF I HAD NEVER TAKEN UP WRITING... I'd be the worst marine biologist you've ever met in your life. IF I HAD MOVED WITH MY COUSIN VIC WHEN HE OFFERED... I'd probably be in the latest Ludacris video, flashing some Bacardi Select in your face. IF I HAD NEVER WATCHED SO MUCH CARTOONS AS A KID... Who the hell knows? I probably would've been a chef. There were always two things to do at home when I was a kid: Eat or watch TV. Without TV I probably would be writing a book called "1001 ways to cook instant oatmeal". IF I HAD NEVER WRITTEN THIS BLOG... Then just maybe I'd have some secrets to keep to myself. Oh well...
--Expirasin AKA Guy Wonder |
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