Desperate Thinking: Voting for Micucci’s Thickburger Ass

Current mood: awake
Category: Blogging

Man I hope I can do this…

Come on Nari, maintain creative spark…

Deep breath, I think I got it.

Why hello! It's you again! Hello, your name here! How's it going? You don't say… wait! Whatever you're about to say next, shut it and read. It's time for Desperate Thinking.

1. As some of you may notice, I've been a little strung on Kate Micucci lately. She's been really nice to me as of late and for a Hollywood actress doing a movie in Rome that's pretty cool to your boy. To me, the more friends in the 818 the better. Besides, her music really is cool. Also check out RunawayBox.com to see her on "Elevator".
2. Forgive me for not being able to provide footage of this, but I went to central Arkansas for my cousin's college orientation last week. Alas, that part of Arkansas is beautiful!! I was absolutely stunned not only at the beauty of the mountains in that area, but the fact that I've been to Arkansas (Eastern, BTW) several times before and never have I seen such a pretty sight. I guess there really is a GOOD reason they call Arkansas the Natural state. Even the people at the Ramada Inn were good people. That is until the morning we checked out then they ignored us.
3. And after that infamous checkout, kicked in the desire of man and his love for the taste of death. Let me ask you, have you ever had a Hardee's Thickburger? Well the first one I had was the six-dollar burger (Retail: $3.99) when I was 17 or so. That behemoth burger gave me flashbacks of when I couldn't finish a Big Mac at the age of 7 and I started crying like a little bitch about it, asking myself, "WHY CAN'T I FINISH IT? IT'S SOOOO GOOD!" Needless to say, there is no Hardee's in Tennessee, but there was in Arkansas…
4. You may be saying "Nari, quit talking about this damn burger and bring up your sex life so I can feel better about myself already!" Well no I'm not getting laid, and I'm not looking either. There've been some pretty domestic disputes going on with my fam lately and it only makes me happier I'm single. Besides I'm a Sagittarius and I'm pretty one-track minded either way it goes. Happy now?
5. So I get my cousin, brother, and former Stepdad into this one Hardee's in the next 500 mile radius, right? Flippin' incredibly! I didn't order the Six Dollar Burger, instead I order the special Prime Rib burger (I'm sure you've seen the YouTube ads). Man, I KILLED that damn burger! I even finished my brother's cheeseburger! And what made all this so much more special? Why years of suffering with all other mainstream fast food chains that are around the corner wherever you go, of course. See you a Hardee's, get you a burger. Moving on…
6. In an effort to publicize my talents as a writer a little more to the public eye, I've released Act 1 of the first episode to "Posey's Pockets" on my profile. Some may say this isn't the smartest idea in the world, but unlike most staff writers for shows, I didn't go to a big college yet so I'm doing what I can to get by, along with spec scripts in development as quickly as possible.
7. My 30^th Desperate Thinking is coming really soon, this is 28th. I've had some pretty cool suggestions as to what I should do for the entry, and I'm still accepting. One person said I should reflect and plan ahead. Another said I should go around my neighborhood and make friends (Since I hate neighborhoods and people pep talk). Even I myself thought of writing in 30 entries at once. We'll see what happens.
8. Just thought I'd use this space to further accentuate the truth that I hate neighborhoods, hoods, projects, and sometimes even people. But in spite of this I am very humble to people and never intentionally harmful. I've hurt many yes, but in worst way shit does happen and I apologize. I am sorry for and regret nothing.
9. Shout out to my nizza the RZA coming out with another LP this year. I've purchased several of his albums more than several times because I absolutely love his music to the core. It's been about four years since his last, so I hope this one rocks.
10. And for those who have been reading since, I want to tell you I'm voting for Obama. Yes, I'm voting for Barack Obama. The death of Tim Russert at such a timely event that couldn't have been imagined without his presence has told my heart that I should do the right thing. Obama believes in change, and I've finally allowed my ego to change as well. One vote does matter, and the working class needs their share after what we've been through.
11. And for those who have known me before reading since, know that even though millions feel the above is true, the previous entry on my part is completely horse manure. If you don't want skin that's gold VOTE FOR THE OLD!!! HAHAHA!!! But really, did you expect me to support Obama so soon? He better have John Edwards as VP or something!

Just had to add in a little "me" after all that advertising… take care people.

--Expirasin, your TimeKeeper